Charlwood
Date: 8th April2009
Time: 17:30 for a 17:30 start
Distance: 8.5km
Parking:
Pub: Half Moon Charlwood
Map
GPX File
Map & Pictures can be found here or at the Photo Album page.
An excellent walk, devised by Adam, around Charlwood.
Present: Adam Kenworthy, Roy Carter, Plates and Christopher, Roy Carter, Andy Dawson and Thaba, Roy Carter, Neill Turton, DT, Mr Mark Loveridge, Roy Carter, Pete Blair. Phil Carter, ROY CARTER, Andy Sewell, Pete Forman, Roy Carter.
Missing: Welsh Speaker ( Forgotten his boots ), Neal ( No excuse ), Bradlg; ( Reputed to have been seen wandering along beside the Severn Estuary with a large pair of boots, a goldfish bowl and a paint scraper.)
The walk:
The start was oscillatory. I parked at one end of Charlwood, and had to walk a full 60 yards to join the group at the other end, then walk back almost to where I’d started, to set off from the pub down the wrong footpath. A short distance later we all turned back and returned to the start.
Nicely warmed up, we set off finally in the correct direction, across the churchyard.
I thought I coped quite well with my sense of disappointment at not having heard inspiring oratory from our leader at the start of the walk. Surely Adam could have stood on the war memorial steps and urged us towards our glorious destiny ?
The evening was still, and warm for early April, the ground wasn’t too boggy despite the rain earlier and the paths were clear. Could it have been any better ? Yes, Oh yes. Did Roy Carter shut up for one minute ? Clearly his recent idleness hasn’t left him short of things to talk about.
We passed the aircraft museum and the zoo, and came across a decrepit skiddoo parked across the path. Adam’s route setting may have been exemplary, but his map-reading wasn’t quite so good, so Mr Mark Loveridge bounded to the front, map in hand, and there were no more navigational mis-haps.
We continued through beautiful woodland, over gentle hills. Birds were probably twittering but could not be heard over Roy Carter. We passed gentle brooks, though their babbling could not be heard over that of Roy Carter. We walked past serene ponds; their serenity shattered by Roy Carter.
Ambling slowly west through Glovers Wood was especially pleasant, almost, and strolling along past the ponds near Cudworth was another relative highlight.
Then, in the manner of racing cyclists escaping the peleton, a breakaway group formed ! Could enough impetus be maintained so that a peaceful Carter-free world could be entered ? Sadly, no, and the chase group caught up.
Two hours after the start we strolled back down the path into Charlwood and returned to the Half Moon, where we shivered in the garden by the light of the full moon.
Next walk, Wednesday, 29th April.
DT.